There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking aboutthe amount of control they have over their wives, while the thirdremains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over yourwife?"The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wifecame to me on her hands and knees."The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked."She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."