C'Mon Now!

And so, how many times are they going to interrupt your class to apply a band-aid and to stop a nosebleed??????????? Ridiculous!!!

^^^^ this!!

that's ? ridiculous !!!!!!!

4 hours ago, BunnyBunnyBSNRN said:

that's a hard pass for me.

I think the convo would go like this:

Admin: You are going to teach a class

Me: You mean like teaching hand washing, right?

A: No, you are being assigned a class to teach.

Me: You mean like one afternoon I'm going to talk to 2nd grade about the importance of fruits and veggies, right?

A: No. You will be teaching. For the rest of the year.

Me: (grabs post-it and starts writing) Here's my resignation. I'll clear my desk and leave the keys with you. You are going to enter and verify imms and give meds and check sugars and give insulin and administer meds.

*stands up and walks out*

I've crawled under my desk whilst laughing/wheezing.....

For the love of Pete...imma guess you hardly get to go to the bathroom and/or eat without an interuption...how is THIS gonna end?

Badly...very, muchly, badly

2 minutes ago, NutmeggeRN said:

Badly...very, muchly, badly

And that is mo bad!!

They have lost their minds.

What the what????

So, I know every papercut and hangnail in the building but nobody mentioned the kid that shakes so bad x 3 years that he can barely hold a pencil. C'MON ON NOW!!!

22 hours ago, NutmeggeRN said:

For the love of Pete...imma guess you hardly get to go to the bathroom and/or eat without an interuption...how is THIS gonna end?

Badly...very, muchly, badly

After having almost a full week of missed lunches last week, I've decided that another course of action is necessary for me. I leave the building at my lunch time. I live close, so i can just go home for lunch, but if i didn't and this was still what was happening, then i'd be eating in my car. I still get texts from secretaries and my principal during my lunch, but them knowing that i am out of the building and me texting back logical instructions like "tell the child who is here complaining again about his headache that i'll see him next period."

I even made mention at my last union meeting to get some guidance as to why me office isn't getting lunch coverage if it's that big of a deal for me to be gone for 45 min. I had one teacher that was trying to plead her case to me why i shouldn't leave. She didn't have much to say when i reminded her that i am entitled to take a lunch.

21 minutes ago, Flare said:

I had one teacher that was trying to plead her case to me why i shouldn't leave. She didn't have much to say when i reminded her that i am entitled to take a lunch.

Ask her to cover your lunch during her lunch!!! BWAHAHA!!!!??

Saturday afternoon, at my boarding school weekend job, a girl came in stating that she sneezed and got a bloody nose and blood came out of her eyes. Her face was completely clean, AND she had waited over an hour to come the health center.

A) It was blood splatter from your sneeze, not from your eyes

B) literally the only things that could possibly cause that would be rare genetic conditions that would have been discovered long before now or Ebola.

I should have told her she had ebola.

1 hour ago, k1p1ssk said:

I should have told her she had ebola.

That made me think of the old humor blog post "my boyfriend doesn't have ebola. Probably" It had the BEST pain scale that the author made up. I think bleeding from the eyes was one of the worst levels.