Cigarettes and Suppositories

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I work third shift in a nursing home, and of course have several "favorite" residents. One woman in particular seems to say or do something to crack me up nearly every night. One night I walked into her room and she asked me to get her a cigarette, and told me she'd sneak into the bathroom and smoke it if I got her one.

Last night was by far the funniest we've had in a while. She was given a suppository around 10 pm, and at about 11:15, I walked past her room and saw that she was nearly out of the bed. I walked in and asked her if she needed to go to the bathroom, and her reply?

"Yeah. I gotta get up before my gut explodes!" So we made it to the bathroom, where she proceeded to completely clog up the toilet. She laughed for a good five minutes about that (the entire time I was unclogging it, actually). When I had gotten her back in the bed and relatively comfortable, I asked if she needed anything....and of course she wanted a pimento cheese sandwich. Just what I'd want after having a massive blowout like she did.... Then, she said the funniest thing I'd ever heard her say:

"Kim, my butthole burns!! Why does it burn so bad?!" HAHAHAHA :yeah:She was grinning the whole time she said it, and I knew she was looking for a laugh... :lol2:

We all got a kick out of that last night...I'm glad there's those few residents who have no shame or just don't care what others think of them, and speak their mind, and love to cut up and have a good time. This woman is just one on my round that keeps me laughing, and I love her dearly for it! :heartbeat

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