Be Careful.. It May Be Against the Law

[StevenRN]

Did you know these laws actually exist:

Hunting camels is prohibited in Arizona.

In Florida:

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups or saucers. (My kids are crooks!)

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (I am a crook!)

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal (God forbid there are any lawbreakers here!)

In Georgia: Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

In Idaho: Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds (wonder how much the sweetheart weighs?)

In North Carolina: If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a motel and register themselves as married they are then legally married.

In New Jersey: It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

In Colorado: It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

In Alabama: Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

In South Carolina: It is a capital offense to accidently kill someone while committing suicide (this law has been enforced 100% of the time).

In Montana: It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail (any chance Florida would adopt this one?)

Tennessee: You cannot hunt for any game other than whales from a moving automobile (poor Moby Dick!).

Sounds like our lawmakers have way too much time on their hands!

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