Words of wisdom, and wit regarding the nurses role in camp.Over the past few years I have developed several colorful sayings that I think encapsulate camp life as a nurse. One I told to my camp director on the first week during lunch when she asked me what I thought the role of the health center was in camp. I replied, "A health center is like a septic system" she was puzzled and asked me to explain. I happily elaborated. "You see, everybody needs the septic system, but no one spends a lot of time thinking about it. You just want it to work 100% of the time, and if it doesn't; it's a big, expensive, time consuming mess. You don't advertise that your camp has a septic system, but it needs one, and if you have a bad one everyone will know about it."