You might be a nurse if............
You avoid unhealthy looking people in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on you day off
You own more than three pens with the names od prescription drugs on them
You've had a patient with a nose ring, a tongue ring and twelve earrings tell you "I'm afraid of shots
You believe every waiting room should have a valium salt lick
You have ever had a patient control his seizures when offered food
You believe that God and hard work made us nurses and prozac made us friends
You believe the best patients are SIR--sedated-intubated-restrained
You hide on Thursday nights so you don't have to translate all the terms on ER for friends and relatives
You believe that there is a special place in hell for the inventor of the call light
You think pizza cookies and Coke make a balanced meal
I got some of these from the web site www.weirdnursingtales.com
a terrific website for nursing and medical humor and some came from www.medi-smart.com
so if you enjoyed these there are a bunch more at the above mentioned websites!