You know you need to.......

1. When your coworkers walk pass your desk 20 times or more per day, and
you just want to say... "Damn, would you sit your a** down
somewhere"..............You need to pray.

2. When you have someone on the job that lies about everything....and
you find yourself in conversations with your coworkers that start
off..."That lyin b&*^%$& said..... " You need to pray

3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your desk and you want to
say, "what m%&^%# f*&^% left this at my desk"..... You need to pray!

4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day but send emails,
surf the net, and talk on the phone, but get mad when your boss needs
you To do some actual work......You need to pray!

5. When you know everybody in the department's business, including whose
baby's daddy is sleeping with who, whose wife/husband is cheating, who
claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gay bar, and whose child
had to repeat kindergarten.....You need to pray!

6. When you walk all the way around the building to keep from speaking
to someone in your office........... You need to pray!

7. When the person 5 cubicles down is talking so loud that you can't
even hear your client on the phone &you want to say "Would you lower
yo'country a** voice".............You need to pray!

8. When you come to work with a hangover...........You need to pray!

9. When you say, damn, damn, damn, when you see certain people coming in
your direction and you don't have a way to avoid them......You need to
pray!

10. Last but not least, when your home office is set up with your
office's supplies.........You need to pray!

BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:

11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've been shopping and
return to work only to check your email, forward emails and return
personal calls to those who missed you while you were gone for 2 hours,
....YOU NEED JESUS!!!!