You know you need to.......

  1. 1. When your coworkers walk pass your desk 20 times or more per day, and
    you just want to say... "Damn, would you sit your a** down
    somewhere"..............You need to pray.

    2. When you have someone on the job that lies about everything....and
    you find yourself in conversations with your coworkers that start
    off..."That lyin b&*^%$& said..... " You need to pray

    3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your desk and you want to
    say, "what m%&^%# f*&^% left this at my desk"..... You need to pray!

    4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day but send emails,
    surf the net, and talk on the phone, but get mad when your boss needs
    you To do some actual work......You need to pray!

    5. When you know everybody in the department's business, including whose
    baby's daddy is sleeping with who, whose wife/husband is cheating, who
    claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gay bar, and whose child
    had to repeat kindergarten.....You need to pray!

    6. When you walk all the way around the building to keep from speaking
    to someone in your office........... You need to pray!

    7. When the person 5 cubicles down is talking so loud that you can't
    even hear your client on the phone &you want to say "Would you lower
    yo'country a** voice".............You need to pray!

    8. When you come to work with a hangover...........You need to pray!

    9. When you say, damn, damn, damn, when you see certain people coming in
    your direction and you don't have a way to avoid them......You need to
    pray!

    10. Last but not least, when your home office is set up with your
    office's supplies.........You need to pray!

    BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:

    11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've been shopping and
    return to work only to check your email, forward emails and return
    personal calls to those who missed you while you were gone for 2 hours,
    ....YOU NEED JESUS!!!!
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  3. by   rebel_red
    Originally posted by funnygirl_rn
    1.

    BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:

    11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've been shopping and
    return to work only to check your email, forward emails and return
    personal calls to those who missed you while you were gone for 2 hours,
    ....YOU NEED JESUS!!!!
    Why? Is Jesus gonna do my work for me?

    Ohhhhh I am already so sorry......Don't flame me, but honestly it is the first thing that came to mind.....

    Tres
    who best start prayin'
  4. by   funnygirl_rn
    No flaming here.
  5. by   Audreyfay
    How about when you give dorky names to people who walk by your office 15 times a day, jingling their keys loudly as they walk. (And it's a woman too!) We named her jingle bells. Actually stopped her one time to hint that it is annoying. She just made a joke about it and the jingling goes on!
  6. by   funnygirl_rn
    Cannot STAND key jingling either. We have a nurse at work..who jiggles her keys constantly even when we are in meetings. Maybe it is a nervous habit..don't know..but it annoying and a bit rude when you are trying to listen to someone talk.

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