Why men are just happier people

  1. WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

    What do you expect from such simple creatures! ?

    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be president.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood, ALL the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks.
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8. 95 for a three-pack.

    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You don't have to shave below your neck.
    Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   Shamrock
    Not so sure about the jar one! :chuckle
  4. by   gwenith
    Yeah - They got it MADE!
  5. by   Zee_RN
    Love it!

    "You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. " Tee-hee! Yep.

    "Your underwear is $8. 95 for a three-pack." Not fair!
  6. by   elam_yag
    The world is your urinal

    and we can pee standing up!
  7. by   Jussurfin
    Originally posted by elam_yag
    The world is your urinal

    and we can pee standing up!
    But women can also learn to pee standing
    up:

    http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
  8. by   altomga
    OH SO TRUE!!! Men have it way to easy!! LOL
  9. by   mageean
    I continue to be happy being a man. Now I know why.
  10. by   nurse-in-boots
    jussurfin: What a website. I would NEVER even attemp to pee standing up. Heck... I dont even pee in the shower.
  11. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    Originally posted by mageean
    I continue to be happy being a man. Now I know why.

    I bet so.....all these damn luxeries in life!!!
  12. by   Tilleycs
    I bet so.....all these damn luxeries in life!!!
    Doggone right! We ALSO can just use a pair of shorts as a bathing suit! It's not torture to buy shorts!
  13. by   karenG
    there must be some advantages to being a woman but off hand having difficulty thinking of any!!!!

    I got into so much trouble when I got married- took me 6mths to answer to my married name...........the ward sister thought I was either being thick or obstructive!!!

    Karen
  14. by   Tilleycs
    How about all the free meals and free movies you get when you go out on dates?

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