Why Computers Are Like Men

  1. [color=#666699]<table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" bgcolor=#c4ecff border=0><tbody><tr><td valign=top width="6%" height=18>[color=#666699]1.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.</td></tr></tbody></table><table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" border=0><tbody><tr><td valign=top width="6%" height=16>[color=#666699]2.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.</td></tr></tbody></table><table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" bgcolor=#c4ecff border=0><tbody><tr><td valign=top width="6%" height=16>[color=#666699]3.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]many of those who don't have it would like to try it.</td></tr></tbody></table><table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" border=0><tbody><tr><td valign=top width="6%" height=32>[color=#666699]4.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.</td></tr></tbody></table><table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" bgcolor=#c4ecff border=0><tbody><tr><td valign=top width="6%" height=18>[color=#666699]5.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]it's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.</td></tr></tbody></table><table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" border=0><tbody><tr><td valign=top width="6%" height=54>[color=#666699]6.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]in the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for fun most of the time.</td></tr></tbody></table><table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" bgcolor=#c4ecff border=0><tbody><tr><td valign=top width="6%" height=16>[color=#666699]7.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]if you don't take the appropriate precautions, it can spread viruses.</td></tr></tbody></table><table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" border=0><tbody><tr><td valign=top width="6%" height=32>[color=#666699]8.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]if you use it too much, it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.</td></tr></tbody></table><table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" bgcolor=#c4ecff border=0><tbody><tr><td valign=top width="6%" height=32>[color=#666699]9.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]many people attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.</td></tr></tbody></table><table height=0 cellspacing=10 cellpadding=0 width="90%" border=0><tbody><tr bgcolor=#ffffff><td valign=top width="6%" height=32>[color=#666699]10.</td><td valign=top width="94%">[color=#666699]if you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble!</td></tr></tbody></table>
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