On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure this is the brand you get.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not
be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so that
it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality
control at Johnson & Johnson.
Have a great day and remember, there is ALWAYS someone else with a job that is worse than your.
