Have a holly jolly Christmas
Its the best time of the year...
But I don't know, by census isn't low
So everyone lend an ear...
See you have to play it safe now
And do not do stupid things
So heres some advice, and play real nice
and stay out of my ER please!
No no on hanging mistletoe on ceiling fans that are on,
Or climbing on icy rooftops please,
or drinking till you can't see...
And some more advice from us nurses
No shoveling snow with heart history
Stop driving on ice
Treat your own darn lice
and avoid giving others your cold.
Wash your hands religiously
Sneeze into your jacket please.
Watch out for the kitchen knifes
And no candles on that tree!
So have a safe and happy Christmas
I don't mean to be a nursie grinch...
But oh my golly have a holly jolly
NON HOSPITAL Christmas this year!!!!!!!