Three Nurses die and go to Heaven..

  1. Three nurses die and go to Heaven. They ar met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. St. Peter says tell me what you have done in your life to make you worthy of passing thru into your heavenly reward. The first nurse steps foward and says I was an ER nurse, I worked hard to help those people who came to my department. Some thimes things went well and sometimes I couldn't help but mostly I feel I did good. St. Peter smiled and said you have done good, you may enter. the gates swung open and she entered her reward. The second nurse came forward and said I was a surgical nurse, I worked hard and tried my best. Sometimes things went wrong andwe lost a patient but most mostly I did good. St. Peter smiled and said you have done good. You may enter your heavenly reward. The gates swung open and she entered her reward. The third nurse stepped foward and said I worked for a HMO, I reviewed cases and approved the care for various patients. St. Peter pulled a calculater from his pocket and began punching numbers furiously into it. He pulled her file and went over it from front to back then punched some more numbers into it. He finally raised his head and smiled. Congratulations... you have been approved to be come in for your heavenly reward... for five days...
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