This has happen to all of us at one time or another

  1. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
    told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
    hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
    a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
    cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
    realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
    times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a
    possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what
    time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at
    all.
    Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock.
    " When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
    times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
    cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
    over
    the coffee table and farted."
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  3. by   chaosRN

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