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Apr 20, 2004 10:19 PM

These are some of my favorite things

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member



Zantac and Prozac and needles for knitting
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings
Bundles of Hello mags tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

Cataracts and stairlifts, hearing aids and glasses
Polident, Fixodent and false teeth in glasses
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the pipes leak
When the bones creak
When the knees go bad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring<
These are a few of my favorite things<

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin’
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinin’
And we won’t mention our short shrunken frames
When we remember our favorite things

When the joints ache, when the hips break
When the eyes grow dim
Then I remember the great life I’ve had
And then I don’t feel – so b


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