the ya-ya sisterhood

  1. 1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes
    > back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come
    > back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it
    > just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,
    > eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money,
    > and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it
    > free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.
    >
    > 2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day,
    > someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
    >
    > 3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves
    > completely.
    >
    > 4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear
    > tight shoes.
    >
    > 5) The nice part about living in a small tow! n: When
    > you don't know what you're doing, someone else always
    > does.
    >
    > 6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along
    > came today.
    >
    > 7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I
    > regain consciousness.
    >
    > 8) Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a
    > while and it shrinks two sizes!
    >
    > 9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our
    > bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard
    > from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you
    > like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous
    > toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen
    > fatty....do it and die."
    >
    > 10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms
    of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
    :chuckle
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   RNonsense
    Those are cute..thanks for sharing!
  4. by   Katnip
    So close to home!

    :roll :roll :roll :roll :roll
  5. by   J-RN student
    Loved it!
  6. by   zudy
    # 10 is my fav, and it's so true!
  7. by   emily_mom
    Hey....nice #1....

    woops...I used to have that as my tag....
  8. by   emily_mom
    Hey....nice #1....

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