The was a Thread on "How to please a woman and man... I though this was cute

  1. Girl Poem

    A poem for us....


    I shave my legs,
    I sit down to pee.
    And I can justify
    any shopping spree.

    Don't go to a barber,
    but a beauty salon.
    I can get a massage
    without a hard-on.

    I can balance the checkbook,
    I can pump my own gas.
    Can talk to my friends,
    about the size of my ass.

    My beauty's a masterpiece,
    and yes, it takes long.
    At least I can admit,
    to others when I'm wrong.

    I don't drive in circles,
    at any cost.
    And I don't have a problem,
    admitting I'm lost.

    I never forget,
    an important date.
    You just gotta deal with it,
    I'm usually late.

    I don't watch movies,
    with lots of gore.
    Don't need instant replay,
    to remember the score.

    I won't lose my hair,
    I don't get jock itch.
    And just cause I'm assertive,
    Don't call me a *****.

    Don't say to your friends,
    Oh yeah, I can get her.
    In your dreams, my dear,
    I can do better!

    Flowers are okay,
    But jewelry's best.
    Look at me you idiot...
    Not at my chest????

    I don't have a problem,
    With Expressing my feelings.
    I know when you're lying,
    You look at the ceiling.

    DON'T call me a GIRL ,
    a BABE or a CHICK .

    I am a WOMAN.

    Get it?, you DICK!?!
    •  
  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    :roll :chuckle :spin:

    Heather
  4. by   shygirl
    sandstormsdust,


    :chuckle
  5. by   jayna
    LMAO :roll

close