The Guy From Wichita Falls

  1. <!-- type = text --><XMETAHTTP-EQUIV=CONTENT-TYPE content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"><XMETA><STYLE></STYLE><XBODYBGCOLOR=#FFFFFF>A guy from Wichita Falls dies and is sent to Hell.
    He had been a horrible man his entire life.


    The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer.
    To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity.


    After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if
    he is suffering adequately.
    The devil is aghast as the Wichitan is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.


    The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've
    turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are
    you so happy?"


    The Wichitan, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
    "This is great! It reminds me of August in Wichita Falls. Hot, humid,
    a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"


    The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the
    Wichitan's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature,
    send down a driving rain and torrential wind.


    Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
    Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the
    Wichitan is happily slogging through the mud pushing a
    wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.


    Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
    The Wichitan ian replies, "This is great! Just like April in Wichita Falls.
    It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"


    The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make
    the Wichitan suffer. He makes the temperature plummet.


    Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will
    surely make the Wichitan unhappy, the devil checks in on him.


    He is again aghast at what he sees. The Wichitan is dancing,
    singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.


    "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!? "
    screams the devil.


    Jumping up and down, the Wichitan throws a snowball at the devil
    and yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Cowboys won the Super
    Bowl!


    Ta ta dearies
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   malenurse1
    Ha Ha Ha! Too funny! I am a Packer fan!!!
  4. by   minkajane
    LOL! I spent 2 1/2 years in Wichita Falls and I know exactly how this guy feels!

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