Poor Grandpa!!

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    >Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
    >straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother
    >and
    >comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
    >replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
    >morning."
    >
    >Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
    >having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied
    >granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the
    >best
    >time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
    >
    >It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too
    >strenuous,
    >simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear,
    >and continued,
    >
    >"and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive
    >today!"
    >
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  3. by   Darlene K.
    :chuckle

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