Nurses Humor
Published Mar 19, 2003
deespoohbear
992 Posts
Overheard on Noah's Ark
11. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"
10. "Hey, there are more that two flies in here!"
9. "I finally get a bass boat and now I have to take the whole family...."
8. "Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?"
7. "Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants--QUICK!"
6. "OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?"
5. "Don't make me pull this Ark over and come back there!"
4. "No, Ham, you cannot eat the pig!"
3. "And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out."
2. "Nice Doggie!"
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD ON NOAH'S ARK..
1. "Are we there yet?"
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renerian, BSN, RN
5,693 Posts
I liked the shovels and the flies!
renerian
JedsMom, ASN, RN
107 Posts
OBNURSEHEATHER
1,961 Posts
Cute.
Katnip, RN
2,904 Posts
RNonsense
415 Posts
Very cute...thanks for sharing! :)