OR jokes

I found these jokes today on some website. I don't really know how funny they are, but i thought I would share them anyways.


What is the difference between a Nun and an Operating Room Nurse?
A Nun only serves one God.

What is the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?
The puppy stops whining when he grows up.

SETTING: In an operating room are a surgeon and his assistant. A patient lies on an operating table.
NURSE: Stop, Doctor! You're cutting the wrong leg. Look at the chart.
DOCTOR: Never yell at me while I'm operating! It disturbs my concentration. Can't you tell the right leg from the left leg?
NURSE: Yes, and I can tell the right leg from the wrong leg.
DOCTOR: For God's sake, Nurse! Peoples' legs are left and right; not right and wrong.
NURSE: You're cutting his right leg Doctor. The chart says you're supposed to remove his left leg.
DOCTOR: Don't you realize, Nurse, that, if I removed his left leg, then his right leg would be left?