new medications for females

[LilgirlRN, ADN, RN]

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> >D a m i t o l

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> >Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.

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> >S t. M o m 's W o r t

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> >Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers

> >unconscious for up to six hours.

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> >E m p t y N e s t r o g e n

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> >Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the

> >memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till

> >they moved out.

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> >P e p t o b i m b o

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> >Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an

evening

> >out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

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> >D u m e r o l

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> >When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing

> >enjoyment

> >of country western music.

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> >F l i p i t o r

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> >Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the

> >urge

> >to flip off other drivers.

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> >A n t i b o y o t i c s

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> >When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving

> >grades,

> >freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

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> >M e n i c i l l i n

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> >Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines

as,

> >"You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"

> >

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> >B u y a g r a

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> >Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and

> >duration

> >of spending spree.

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> >Extra Strength Buy-One-all

> >

> >When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so

> >severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by

> >Dr.

> >Laura.

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> >J a c k A s s p i r i n

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> >Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,

> >anniversary or phone number.

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> >A n t i-t a l k s i d e n t

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> >A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to

> >share

> >their life stories with total strangers.

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> >S e x c e d r i n

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> >More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a

> >headache," syndrome.

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> >R a g a m e t

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> >When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging

on

> >him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself

[renerian, BSN, RN]

:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

renerian

[emily_mom]

I think I need some Flipitor....&%*#$ drivers!!!!!

[melissa24]

:chuckle

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time...thanks for the laugh!

[LilgirlRN, ADN, RN]

You're welcome :)