Never Anger Your Nurse...

  1. Never Anger Your Nurse

    A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.

    He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around
    just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted
    to have anything to do with him.

    The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She
    walked into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

    After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down,
    crossed his arms and opened his mouth. No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated,
    "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."

    This started another round of complaining, but eventually he
    rolled over and barred his behind.

    After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her
    announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay
    JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

    She leaves the door to his room open on her way
    out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking
    past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man's
    doctor comes into the room.

    "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
    Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you
    ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?"

    After a pause, the doctor replies, "Yes, but never with a daffodil
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