Little Johnny joke...

Subject: Fw: "Little Johnny"
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> >> A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on
> >> the plane when the
> >> stranger turned to Little Johnny and said,
> >> "Let's talk. I've heard that
> >> flights
> >> will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
> >> with your fellow
> >> passenger."
> >>
> >> Little Johnny, who had just opened his book,
> >> closed it slowly, and said to the
> >> stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
> >>
> >> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How
> >> about nuclear power?"
> >>
> >> "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an
> >> interesting topic. But let me ask
> >> you a question first.
> >>
> >> "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer
> >excretes
> >> little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
> >> patty, and a horse produces
> >> clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
> >>
> >> "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
> >>
> >> "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it
> >> that you feel qualified to discuss
> >> nuclear power, when you don't know shyt?"
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