Little Johnny joke...

  1. Subject: Fw: "Little Johnny"
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    > >> A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on
    > >> the plane when the
    > >> stranger turned to Little Johnny and said,
    > >> "Let's talk. I've heard that
    > >> flights
    > >> will go quicker if you strike up a conversation
    > >> with your fellow
    > >> passenger."
    > >>
    > >> Little Johnny, who had just opened his book,
    > >> closed it slowly, and said to the
    > >> stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
    > >>
    > >> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How
    > >> about nuclear power?"
    > >>
    > >> "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an
    > >> interesting topic. But let me ask
    > >> you a question first.
    > >>
    > >> "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer
    > >excretes
    > >> little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
    > >> patty, and a horse produces
    > >> clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
    > >>
    > >> "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
    > >>
    > >> "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it
    > >> that you feel qualified to discuss
    > >> nuclear power, when you don't know shyt?"
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   tattooednursie
    LOL
  4. by   rnnurse2be
    ROFLOL... havent heard that one before!

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