Fred died and went to heaven. One day, while sitting in the cafeteria reminiscing with friends and family that had gone before, the double doors at the end of the room crashed open. A man came barreling through dressed in scrubs
and a white coat, stethoscope flying around his neck. He flew across the room, and exited the doors at the other end.
Bewildered, Fred turned to his friend and said, "What was that all about?"
His friend replied, "Oh, that's just God. Sometimes He thinks He's a doctor."