Happiness in Old Age

  1. Happiness in old age

    Sam is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
    dinner, Sam goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

    One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

    After a short lull in their conversation, Sam turns to Mildred and
    asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

    She asks, "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!"

    Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

    "I know," Sam says, "but it would be nice if a woman
    just held it for a while."

    "Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips
    his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold
    it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night
    in the garden where they would sit and talk and
    Mildred would hold Sam's manhood.

    Then, one night, Sam didn't show up at their usual
    meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Sam
    and make sure that he was okay.

    She walked around the senior citizen home where she
    found him sitting by the pool with another female
    resident, Ethel, who was holding Sam's manhood!

    Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

    Sam smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's".
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   tattooednursie
    OMG!!!!!!!!! How FUNNY!!!!!
  4. by   jnette
    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!
  5. by   Shamrock
  6. by   funnygirl_rn
    :chuckle :chuckle :roll
  7. by   rebel_red


    CACKLE CACKLE SNORT!

    Tres
  8. by   rnnurse2be
    Bawhhaaaawwwww, hheeeeee hooooooo
    That was CUTE!

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