Easy To Remember These...

  1. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?..... The position of the dirt bag.

    Why is divorce so expensive?.....Because it's worth it.

    What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth...One US Leader.

    What do attorneys use for birth control...Their personalities.

    How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and b***h.

    What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.

    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

    What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18.

    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.

    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.

    Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and
    Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.

    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
    other? A speech impediment.

    What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
    half-mast? They're hiring.
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  3. by   rebel_red
    What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
    half-mast? They're hiring.


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    choking on my coffee....ah nothing like caffeine to clean out the nasal passages

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  4. by   frannybee
    Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
    You might want to watch the racial slurs, Betts. I for one don't find that funny at all.
  5. by   Sable's mom
    :roll
    Frannybee - lighten up - every joke out there could offend someone - if they choose to take it seriously.

    Betts, I thought they were hysterical - especially redneck drivers ed and light bulb.
  6. by   gwenith
    I'm an Aussie - I have a whole BOOK on Australian jokes - most of them ON or ABOUT us! I am also Blonde and I defy ANYONE to have MORE Blonde jokes than I do!

    (BTW - For my fellow Aussies the book is not called "A Guide to the Australian Parliment!") :roll
    Last edit by gwenith on May 21, '03

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