Dumb Halloween joke

  1. One of the residents at the LTC where I work told us this joke the other night....
    Why don't witches have babies? Because warlocks have hollow-weenies.
    I know, I know, cheesey. But I have to tell you a little bit about this res...
    He's been depressed and pretty much has kept to himself since being admitted a couple of months ago. He's polite and compliant, but he's obviously wanting to be anywhere else. Anyway, he rarely initiates any conversation. So, imagine our surprise when he walked to the nurse's station in the middle of the night and said, "Since it's almost Halloween, I was wondering why..." It caught us so off guard that at that moment, that lame joke was the funniest thing we had ever heard. He then said good night and went back to his room. Just wanted to share.
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  3. by   indigo girl
    Quote from jonamb
    One of the residents at the LTC where I work told us this joke the other night....
    Why don't witches have babies? Because warlocks have hollow-weenies.
    I know, I know, cheesey. But I have to tell you a little bit about this res...
    He's been depressed and pretty much has kept to himself since being admitted a couple of months ago. He's polite and compliant, but he's obviously wanting to be anywhere else. Anyway, he rarely initiates any conversation. So, imagine our surprise when he walked to the nurse's station in the middle of the night and said, "Since it's almost Halloween, I was wondering why..." It caught us so off guard that at that moment, that lame joke was the funniest thing we had ever heard. He then said good night and went back to his room. Just wanted to share.
    That is a nice story, and thank you so much for sharing it!

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