Cardiologist

  1. A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
    heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
    stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
    funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."

    The proctologist fainted.
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  3. by   banditrn
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    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
    heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
    stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
    funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."

    The proctologist fainted.

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