Be Strong

  1. >A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept
    for
    >15
    >years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds
    a
    >
    >young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a
    chair,
    >ties
    >up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her
    >on the
    >neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the
    >husband
    >tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes!
    >He
    >probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in
    >years. I
    >saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
    >complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy
    >must be
    >dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love
    >you"
    >To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
    >whispering in
    >my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept
    any
    >
    >Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
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  3. by   jnette
    ... :roll

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