Be Strong

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Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

>A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept

for

>15

>years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds

a

>

>young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a

chair,

>ties

>up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her

>on the

>neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the

>husband

>tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes!

>He

>probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in

>years. I

>saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't

>complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy

>must be

>dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love

>you"

>To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was

>whispering in

>my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept

any

>

>Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.
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