Annotated Thermometer

  1. An annotated thermometer

    60 - Californians put on sweaters
    (if they can find one in their wardrobe)

    50 - Miami residents turn on the heat

    40 - You can see your breath
    Californians shiver uncontrollably
    Minnesotans go swimming

    35 - Italian cars don't start

    32 - Water freezes

    30 - You plan your vacation to Australia
    Minnesotans put on T-shirts
    Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
    British cars don't start

    25 - Boston water freezes
    Californians weep pitiably
    Minnesotans eat ice cream
    Canadians go swimming

    20 - You can hear your breath
    Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
    New York City water freezes
    Miami residents plan vacation further South

    15 - French cars don't start
    You plan a vacation in Mexico
    Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

    10 - Too cold to ski
    You need jumper cables to get the car going

    5 - You plan your vacation in Houston
    American cars don't start

    0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
    Too cold to skate

    -10 - German cars don't start
    Eyes freeze shut when you blink

    -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
    Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
    Miami residents cease to exist

    -20 - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
    Politicians actually do something about the homeless
    Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
    Japanese cars don't start

    -25 - Too cold to think
    You need jumper cables to get the driver going

    -30 - You plan a two week hot bath
    The Mighty Monongahela freezes
    Swedish cars don't start

    -40 - Californians disappear
    Minnesotans button top button
    Canadians put on sweaters
    Your car helps you plan your trip South

    -50 - Congressional hot air freeze
    Alaskans close the bathroom window

    -80 - Hell freezes over
    Polar bears move south

    -90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   christianRN
    Very FUnny!!
  4. by   PennyLane
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

    heeehee

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