501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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212. You have keyboard imprinbts on the side of your cheeks from falling asleep because you want to check 'just one more' thread.

213. You consider this site to be a valuable study resource, thus validating your continued dependence (and have every intention of changing that to a 'very valuable continuing education' resource when you graduate).

214. You only clean when the piles of detritus collapse onto the clear path between the door and the computer...and then you only clear the path.

215. You don't see the humour in "Who are these children and why are they calling me mum?"