501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long! - Page 19

201. You tell your husband about the gross stories you are reading about just because you know that he has a weak stomach and will get up and leave you alone...so you can finish reading the thread

202. I share my stories with my husband b/c his is an EMT and he gets the stories. It's nice to know someone sort of understand what we do

ok one more
203. You should be packing to leave for Spring Break in the morning and it is 10:00 p.m. and don't have one single thing done......yup I am addicted !!!!!!

204. You want to correct others' spelling, typo, and grammatical errors
205. You wonder what this profession is becoming
206. you wonder what's ethical about obesity

I like your "(hello, my name is rehab nurse and i am an allnurses addict. ) "!!! Very cute!

207. i secretly browse in allnurses for articles/posts during work hours while no one is looking, and when my boss comes near me, i just click the google site.. then when he's gone, allnurses again..oops, hope i dont get busted!

208. Yeah, just how did that "Ethical discussion of obesity and nurses" turn into diet/exercise/recipes thread? I've seen more suggestions for unhealthy food and diet tips....

209. When you are not even in NS yet, and already you looove this site and have read the "most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing horror stories" thread from the first page . . . and laughed until you cried/cringed/cried while reading the best ones to your SO, who gets totally grossest out, which is even more motivation to keep reading . . .and you still want to be nurse

210. You tivo your favorite tv show because your on allnurses.com

211. you spend the first day of vacation reading all 188 posts to this thread.

pls dont comment on my typos and grammar i type this way on purpose. i hate capitalization and hyphens