One day the body parts had a disagreement. It seems every part felt it should be boss.
said, "I should be boss because I'm in charge of all the body's responses and functions."
said, "We should be boss because we carry the brain where it wants to go."
said, "We should be boss because we do all the work and make the money."
said, "I should be boss because I keep all the parts supplied with blood."
said, "No, we should be boss because we bring in the life giving oxygen."
Then the kidneys
spoke up and sid, "You are all wrong, we should be boss!"
They all laughed.
So the kidneys went on strike.
It wasn't long before the brain was foggy, the feet were swollen and shakey, the hands were weak, the heart was misfiring, and the lungs were blowing bubbles.
They all yielded and let the kidneys