Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 4

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   TootMagoot
    "Hey I'm not Grumpy! He's a dwarf, I'm an Elf!"
  2. by   Tina, RN
    I came in for a little "nip and tuck". I can't live with these pointy ears any more!
  3. by   ashleyayla
    "Catheter?!?! No way......You've already seen too much."
  4. by   karenz2boyz
    Well, my symptoms are sore feet from working long hours, blisters on my hands from making all these toys, back aching from standing so many hours leaning over the work bench, and I hear this darn holiday music even when I close my eyes.
  5. by   ativanprn2006
    I told the ER nurse already, I had one hot coco too many and the next thing I knew I got into a fight with 8 reindeer
  6. by   nursedanny614
    "Elves and nurses do have something in common. we do all the work and one guy in an over-sized coat gets all the credit."
  7. by   jajewett
    "What happened to my patient?, you sir are supposed to be on the shelf, don't make me put you back in the box and send you back to Santa"
  8. by   troytaylor85
    "...oh so you can't give me a note excusing me til the 1st of January???? WELL GOOD LUCK FINDING WHERE I HID THE CANDY CANE!! You have no idea the lengths ive gone to avoid work....Little hint...You'll need a BOX of gloves!... Get some coffee toots, its gonna be a looooooong night..."
  9. by   steppiann
    No, I did not call in sick just to get off work.
  10. by   ayla1953
    Listen, I gotta get back to the factory ASAP. You gotta do the heart transplant, otherwise I won't get back in time. Besides, you're a nurse, you can do it better anyway.
  11. by   AnonRNC
    Quote from mindlor
    All I want for Christmas is a New Elf Care System
    ^^My Personal Favorite!^^
  12. by   timmedico
    I was laid off because the world is ending before Christmas. Looks like you won't be getting more pay and less work for Christmas after all.
  13. by   dishalo
    i'm feeling a little blue this Christmas...