Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 12

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

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    Hey guys. Do you know the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? ... The taste! Happy Thanksgiving!

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    "OK. Each get your groups to sit down for the feast. First one to disrupt the dinner get a lube-less non-medicated colonoscopy!"
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    I am sorry sir, but the decision to take your land is a corporate decision. You will need to see the man in the funny suit if you want to file a grievance.
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    Ok....we can either make this dinner diabetic friendly or you guys can flip for vaccinating each other, cleaning up the colony drunk, checking prostates, changing the flour sac on Mr. Darby's colostomy.....shall I continue or are we all on board?
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    So let me get this straight you want Thanksgiving off? Blahhhhhahhhaa that's so not happening!
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    Listen up guys. These pilgrims are going to expose all you people to small pox and a bunch of other deadly diseases. And these native people are going to scalp you. Let's face it. You ALL are gonna need a nurse. So I'll just take my place as ruler now.
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    Nurse: bringing people together for decades
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    "Is this Halloween or do I need to call in a Psych consult?" ...OR...
    "Hmmm...this is not appropriate attire; I think I need to call in a Psych consult, stat!" ...OR... "Hmmm...did you guys just come from a costume party, or do I need to call in a Psych consult, stat?!"
    Last edit by SacuanjocheRN on Nov 17, '12 : Reason: Added more ideas
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    I told you! "Don't stuff the turkey the night before!"
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    "This is not appropriate attire; I think I need to call in a Psych consult, stat!"

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