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Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 12

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

  1. Visit  Bosscow profile page
    Guys, you know I cant help you on this case. If y'all fighting about who is the daddy, all you need is a phlebotomist, and the Maury show. Not a nurse. I give shots, I dont draw blood. Ok? Call 1-866-99-maury. Good luck.
  2. Visit  scrubs321 profile page
    Please remember to wash your hands after handling the turkey. We don't need a Salmonella outbreak. Today is a holiday, and the pharmacy is closed.
  3. Visit  Kerrie Cummins profile page
    So, which one of you forgot to wear the condom??
  4. Visit  amberray11 profile page
    [FONT=lucida grande]Ugh! I knew I was forgetting something.. Aha the small pox vaccination.
  5. Visit  NurseAsh87 profile page
    This is my first Thanksgiving in 20 years. How does this all go again? Show me the turkey!
  6. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
    "Let's talk about fomites..."
  7. Visit  JCHAFF55 profile page
    To get approval for your menu you must submit the nutrition labels, calorie counts, and lists of potential allergens...
  8. Visit  JCHAFF55 profile page
    Native American: How
    Nurse: Place the turkey in a preheated oven...
  9. Visit  JCHAFF55 profile page
    OK, now let's review all the dietary requests: it needs to be a gluten-free, low sodium, sugar-free, whole-grain, bland, nut-free, dairy-free, dye-free, chemical additive-free, vegan dinner. Anything else?
  10. Visit  ellielane profile page
    What Thanksgiving dinner......you both are scheduled for a colonoscopy tomorrow!
  11. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    No, I do not want your teepee, I NEED to pee.....
  12. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque....last time I listen to that Rabbit who thinks he's a tech....
  13. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    Quote from Bosscow
    Guys, you know I cant help you on this case. If y'all fighting about who is the daddy, all you need is a phlebotomist, and the Maury show. Not a nurse. I give shots, I dont draw blood. Ok? Call 1-866-99-maury. Good luck.
    John Smith, you are NOT the father......
    LOLOLOLOLOL

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