Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 12

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

  1. by   Bosscow
    Guys, you know I cant help you on this case. If y'all fighting about who is the daddy, all you need is a phlebotomist, and the Maury show. Not a nurse. I give shots, I dont draw blood. Ok? Call 1-866-99-maury. Good luck.
  2. by   scrubs321
    Please remember to wash your hands after handling the turkey. We don't need a Salmonella outbreak. Today is a holiday, and the pharmacy is closed.
  3. by   Kerrie Cummins
    So, which one of you forgot to wear the condom??
  4. by   amberray11
    [FONT=lucida grande]Ugh! I knew I was forgetting something.. Aha the small pox vaccination.
  5. by   NurseAsh87
    This is my first Thanksgiving in 20 years. How does this all go again? Show me the turkey!
  6. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    "Let's talk about fomites..."
  7. by   JCHAFF55
    To get approval for your menu you must submit the nutrition labels, calorie counts, and lists of potential allergens...
  8. by   JCHAFF55
    Native American: How
    Nurse: Place the turkey in a preheated oven...
  9. by   JCHAFF55
    OK, now let's review all the dietary requests: it needs to be a gluten-free, low sodium, sugar-free, whole-grain, bland, nut-free, dairy-free, dye-free, chemical additive-free, vegan dinner. Anything else?
  10. by   ellielane
    What Thanksgiving dinner......you both are scheduled for a colonoscopy tomorrow!
  11. by   jadelpn
    No, I do not want your teepee, I NEED to pee.....
  12. by   jadelpn
    I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque....last time I listen to that Rabbit who thinks he's a tech....
  13. by   jadelpn
    Quote from Bosscow
    Guys, you know I cant help you on this case. If y'all fighting about who is the daddy, all you need is a phlebotomist, and the Maury show. Not a nurse. I give shots, I dont draw blood. Ok? Call 1-866-99-maury. Good luck.
    John Smith, you are NOT the father......
    LOLOLOLOLOL

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