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- Nov 17, '12 by alirn1971Hey guys. Do you know the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? ... The taste! Happy Thanksgiving!
- Nov 17, '12 by suncityrn"OK. Each get your groups to sit down for the feast. First one to disrupt the dinner get a lube-less non-medicated colonoscopy!"
- Nov 17, '12 by nissanblondeI am sorry sir, but the decision to take your land is a corporate decision. You will need to see the man in the funny suit if you want to file a grievance.
- Nov 17, '12 by jeniferlynOk....we can either make this dinner diabetic friendly or you guys can flip for vaccinating each other, cleaning up the colony drunk, checking prostates, changing the flour sac on Mr. Darby's colostomy.....shall I continue or are we all on board?
- Nov 17, '12 by Nurse_AngySo let me get this straight you want Thanksgiving off? Blahhhhhahhhaa that's so not happening!
- Nov 17, '12 by mosest2Listen up guys. These pilgrims are going to expose all you people to small pox and a bunch of other deadly diseases. And these native people are going to scalp you. Let's face it. You ALL are gonna need a nurse. So I'll just take my place as ruler now.
- Nov 17, '12 by Jessica ScarboroughNurse: bringing people together for decades
- Nov 17, '12 by SacuanjocheRN"Is this Halloween or do I need to call in a Psych consult?" ...OR...
"Hmmm...this is not appropriate attire; I think I need to call in a Psych consult, stat!" ...OR... "Hmmm...did you guys just come from a costume party, or do I need to call in a Psych consult, stat?!"Last edit by SacuanjocheRN on Nov 17, '12 : Reason: Added more ideas
- Nov 17, '12 by Sally Skinner RNI told you! "Don't stuff the turkey the night before!"
- Nov 17, '12 by SacuanjocheRN"This is not appropriate attire; I think I need to call in a Psych consult, stat!"