Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - pg.12 | allnurses

Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 12

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

  1. Visit  Bosscow profile page
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    Guys, you know I cant help you on this case. If y'all fighting about who is the daddy, all you need is a phlebotomist, and the Maury show. Not a nurse. I give shots, I dont draw blood. Ok? Call 1-866-99-maury. Good luck.
  2. Visit  scrubs321 profile page
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    Please remember to wash your hands after handling the turkey. We don't need a Salmonella outbreak. Today is a holiday, and the pharmacy is closed.
  3. Visit  Kerrie Cummins profile page
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    So, which one of you forgot to wear the condom??
  4. Visit  amberray11 profile page
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    [FONT=lucida grande]Ugh! I knew I was forgetting something.. Aha the small pox vaccination.
  5. Visit  NurseAsh87 profile page
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    This is my first Thanksgiving in 20 years. How does this all go again? Show me the turkey!
    vielgm likes this.
  6. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
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    "Let's talk about fomites..."
  7. Visit  JCHAFF55 profile page
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    To get approval for your menu you must submit the nutrition labels, calorie counts, and lists of potential allergens...
  8. Visit  JCHAFF55 profile page
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    Native American: How
    Nurse: Place the turkey in a preheated oven...
    jadelpn likes this.
  9. Visit  JCHAFF55 profile page
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    OK, now let's review all the dietary requests: it needs to be a gluten-free, low sodium, sugar-free, whole-grain, bland, nut-free, dairy-free, dye-free, chemical additive-free, vegan dinner. Anything else?
  10. Visit  ellielane profile page
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    What Thanksgiving dinner......you both are scheduled for a colonoscopy tomorrow!
  11. Visit  jadelpn profile page
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    No, I do not want your teepee, I NEED to pee.....
  12. Visit  jadelpn profile page
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    I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque....last time I listen to that Rabbit who thinks he's a tech....
  13. Visit  jadelpn profile page
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    Quote from Bosscow
    Guys, you know I cant help you on this case. If y'all fighting about who is the daddy, all you need is a phlebotomist, and the Maury show. Not a nurse. I give shots, I dont draw blood. Ok? Call 1-866-99-maury. Good luck.
    John Smith, you are NOT the father......
    LOLOLOLOLOL


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