Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 4

Participate in our 11th Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You... Read More

  1. by   jasonsarnold
    The new doctor really has a germ phobia doesn't he
  2. by   Fairsoul85
    That's the new nurse, hein? Let's see how long this is going to last.
  3. by   Kajorek
    Hey Bob...Hey Alice did you meet the new guy? No management didn't program him to talk to us. Oh I guess this is what nursing has become. No I think he's more cost effective in the long run.
  4. by   Dlovelygia
    Well Bob according to the new CDC guidelines, the equipment had to be protected from us " gold figure ."
  5. by   kittykel74
    Hey! That's MY stethoscope .....!!
  6. by   janaspears
    "Remind me again... Why did he choose Pediatrics?"
  7. by   janaspears
    Prostate exam on the C-Diff in exam 4...
  8. by   Dekusn
    Female Nurse: "Wow where is he going and who is that?" Male Nurse: "It's the new resident, he's thinks that the patient in room 501 has a new infection, what he doesn't realize is he's going into the lobby area. Just let him go."
  9. by   Soonerbrown
    Uhhhh, he's taking "Universal Precautions" a little too far........
  10. by   janaspears
    It's PAP time for the girls down at the Boogie Bungalow...
  11. by   janaspears
    No, he's going to see a "frequent flyer" in the ER...
  12. by   RescueNinja2013
  13. by   mvsclan5
    I sure hope he can do paperwork!