4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   PV1017
    "I hope he doesn't want me to help him... because my shift was over five minutes ago!"
  2. by   JMark
    Now he'll REALLY need a reason to ask me for pain meds!
  3. by   Supaman91
    Doctors, pshhh. Think they can get away with their attitudes.
  4. by   Supaman91
    That's right Doc, +1 for all nurses
  5. by   Supaman91
    Hmmm, I do not think the Good Samaritan Law covers me in this State.
  6. by   Supaman91
    I tend to treat victims. But today you asked for it so I made you one. ::smirks::
  7. by   HangInThere

    "Okay you're right, nurses are NOT overpaid!"
  8. by   Abby4031
    "That's right honey, all us nurses 'put out' real good!"
  9. by   ICU_JOSIE
    Forgive me if this sounds inappropriate ...

    "I asked her the difference between light and hard .... she sure is one smart nurse! "

    * you can sleep w/ the light on
  10. by   sandanrnstudent
    (guy on ground) "I think she may have Tourette's of the arm! That, and her trigger is when somebody uses the words, 'mandatory overtime'!"
  11. by   sandanrnstudent
    Nurse: "That stain on my pants is from my patient ripping out his IV, so NO, this had NOTHING TO DO WITH PMS!" (Nurse thinking: Sticking it to the man! Wow that felt good!)
  12. by   sandanrnstudent
    Guy standing: Well, I'm betting those weren't the digits you were hoping for, were they?!
  13. by   sandanrnstudent
    (guy standing) Well it wasn't the get-to-know-ya conversation, but look of the bright side -- you know she's right handed!

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