4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  PV1017} profile page
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    "I hope he doesn't want me to help him... because my shift was over five minutes ago!"
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  3. Visit  JMark} profile page
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    Now he'll REALLY need a reason to ask me for pain meds!
  4. Visit  Supaman91} profile page
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    Doctors, pshhh. Think they can get away with their attitudes.
  5. Visit  Supaman91} profile page
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    That's right Doc, +1 for all nurses
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  6. Visit  Supaman91} profile page
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    Hmmm, I do not think the Good Samaritan Law covers me in this State.
  7. Visit  Supaman91} profile page
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    I tend to treat victims. But today you asked for it so I made you one. ::smirks::
  8. Visit  HangInThere} profile page
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    "Okay you're right, nurses are NOT overpaid!"
  9. Visit  Abby4031} profile page
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    "That's right honey, all us nurses 'put out' real good!"
  10. Visit  ICU_JOSIE} profile page
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    Forgive me if this sounds inappropriate ...

    "I asked her the difference between light and hard .... she sure is one smart nurse! "

    * you can sleep w/ the light on
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  11. Visit  sandanrnstudent} profile page
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    (guy on ground) "I think she may have Tourette's of the arm! That, and her trigger is when somebody uses the words, 'mandatory overtime'!"
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  12. Visit  sandanrnstudent} profile page
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    Nurse: "That stain on my pants is from my patient ripping out his IV, so NO, this had NOTHING TO DO WITH PMS!" (Nurse thinking: Sticking it to the man! Wow that felt good!)
  13. Visit  sandanrnstudent} profile page
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    Guy standing: Well, I'm betting those weren't the digits you were hoping for, were they?!
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  14. Visit  sandanrnstudent} profile page
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    (guy standing) Well it wasn't the get-to-know-ya conversation, but look of the bright side -- you know she's right handed!


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