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4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  PV1017 profile page
    #91 3
    "I hope he doesn't want me to help him... because my shift was over five minutes ago!"
  2. Visit  JMark profile page
    #92 0
    Now he'll REALLY need a reason to ask me for pain meds!
  3. Visit  Supaman91 profile page
    #93 0
    Doctors, pshhh. Think they can get away with their attitudes.
  4. Visit  Supaman91 profile page
    #94 1
    That's right Doc, +1 for all nurses
  5. Visit  Supaman91 profile page
    #95 0
    Hmmm, I do not think the Good Samaritan Law covers me in this State.
  6. Visit  Supaman91 profile page
    #96 0
    I tend to treat victims. But today you asked for it so I made you one. ::smirks::
  7. Visit  HangInThere profile page
    #97 0

    "Okay you're right, nurses are NOT overpaid!"
  8. Visit  Abby4031 profile page
    #98 0
    "That's right honey, all us nurses 'put out' real good!"
  9. Visit  ICU_JOSIE profile page
    #99 1
    Forgive me if this sounds inappropriate ...

    "I asked her the difference between light and hard .... she sure is one smart nurse! "

    * you can sleep w/ the light on
  10. Visit  sandanrnstudent profile page
    (guy on ground) "I think she may have Tourette's of the arm! That, and her trigger is when somebody uses the words, 'mandatory overtime'!"
  11. Visit  sandanrnstudent profile page
    Nurse: "That stain on my pants is from my patient ripping out his IV, so NO, this had NOTHING TO DO WITH PMS!" (Nurse thinking: Sticking it to the man! Wow that felt good!)
  12. Visit  sandanrnstudent profile page
    Guy standing: Well, I'm betting those weren't the digits you were hoping for, were they?!
  13. Visit  sandanrnstudent profile page
    (guy standing) Well it wasn't the get-to-know-ya conversation, but look of the bright side -- you know she's right handed!