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September 2019 Caption Contest

  • Admin

halloween caption contest 2019

Halloween is right around the corner. If you can come up with the winning caption you win $100. It's that simple.

Do you have what it takes? ?

To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules.

CAPTION CONTEST RULES:

  • Winner wins $100.
  • Everyone is allowed to participate!
  • You may submit multiple captions.
  • A TOP Captions Poll will be created 30-40 days after the start of the contest.
  • You, the community, will select the winner. The caption with the most votes win.
  • The Winner will be announced no later than 75 days from the start of the contest.
  • Captions must be posted on allnurses.com to participate.
  • Captions must comply with our Terms of Service.

Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, co-workers, and students to join the fun!

Update (Sept 24, 2019)

Thank you everyone! We had a lot of great captions! It's now up to you to select the winner.

Top Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite!!

Update (Oct 18, 2019)

Thank you @Feral.Cat.Herder for the winning caption. Cartoon can be found at

Select your favorite caption(s)... 93 members have participated

  1. 1. And the $100 winner is...

    • Vaccinate or Die!!!!
      25%
      31
    • Looks like the Graveyard Shift is here.
      17%
      22
    • Healthcare from the patient's perspective.
      8%
      11
    • But, I didn't sign up to be an organ donor!
      8%
      10
    • Sorry about our skeleton crew, their not use to live patients.
      7%
      9
    • At Halloween, the adage, "The nurse is patient´s last defense line.", becomes a new dimension.
      8%
      11
    • H-hallucinations? N-n-no Dr. Grimm, Nurse Sharpe, I am NOT experiencing hallucinations. What on earth would make you ask me that?!
      23%
      29

This poll is closed to new votes

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  • Admin

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Submit your captions today. Don't wait to the last minute.

You could WIN $100.

  • Experts

HEY! This was not on the Consent to Treatment form!

This is a hospital, not the hotel on American Horror Story. Get out!

At Halloween the adage "The nurse is pt´s last defence line."

becomes a new dimension.

Short-staffed on Halloween again.

Meet the agency nurses on night shift tonight.

  • Experts

Time for the Flu shot before the grim reaper and the invisibles take you says the overworked robotic nurse!

Senator Walsh’s room is down the hall, guys!

Sorry about our skeleton crew, their not use to live patient

This is a scary time to be alive. Do you guys know about the 5 rights? Or do I just get the 3 of you! God help me!!!!!!

Caught between the Billing Dept. and a PBS Pledge Driver. He could only hope Death would be the next one through the door.

This bad joke was made possible by viewers like you. Please Support Your Local PBS Station.

The regular staff is out for a Halloween party. We are the on-call team for special occasions, but don't worry your nurse will answer all of your questions once she/he is back!!!!!!!

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