May 4, 201610 yr Time for a kid appropriate, Star Wars themed joke....What do you get when you cross a pirate with an ewok?
May 5, 201610 yr Omgosh...this almost made me cry...I can't cry in front of these high schoolers! They smell fear!PS I am so ashamed I forgot to wear my Darth Hello Kitty shirt yesterday. Oh well I'll wear it another day.Yay!!! Where have you been? Miss you! :)
May 5, 201610 yr Omgosh...this almost made me cry...I can't cry in front of these high schoolers! They smell fear!PS I am so ashamed I forgot to wear my Darth Hello Kitty shirt yesterday. Oh well I'll wear it another day.But was it pink?
May 5, 201610 yr Is now a good time to mention that I haven't seen Star Wars?Never saw any of the Star Wars movies? Or just the latest?
May 5, 201610 yr Never saw any of the Star Wars movies? Or just the latest?I know of this one guy whose girlfriend had never seen any of the star wars movies or understood references. He had movie marathon with her starting with the older films and then go into the prequels. When it was revealed Darth Vader is Luke's father he said she almost lost it. She never even heard of the reference and he said her reaction was the best thing ever.
May 5, 201610 yr I know of this one guy whose girlfriend had never seen any of the star wars movies or understood references. He had movie marathon with her starting with the older films and then go into the prequels. When it was revealed Darth Vader is Luke's father he said she almost lost it. She never even heard of the reference and he said her reaction was the best thing ever.Spoilers!
May 6, 201610 yr I know of this one guy whose girlfriend had never seen any of the star wars movies or understood references. He had movie marathon with her starting with the older films and then go into the prequels. When it was revealed Darth Vader is Luke's father he said she almost lost it. She never even heard of the reference and he said her reaction was the best thing ever.I introduced my wife to Star Wars the same way; we binged watched the first six in two days. She did enjoy it, but I am still the bigger sci-fi nerd
May 6, 201610 yr I introduced my wife to Star Wars the same way; we binged watched the first six in two days. She did enjoy it, but I am still the bigger sci-fi nerd Did the same with my wife, so she would understand what was going on in the new movie.
May 6, 201610 yr Experts I introduced my wife to Star Wars the same way; we binged watched the first six in two days. She did enjoy it, but I am still the bigger sci-fi nerd Did the same with my wife, so she would understand what was going on in the new movie. You guys know how to train your women up right!!
May 6, 201610 yr I know of this one guy whose girlfriend had never seen any of the star wars movies or understood references. He had movie marathon with her starting with the older films and then go into the prequels. When it was revealed Darth Vader is Luke's father he said she almost lost it. She never even heard of the reference and he said her reaction was the best thing ever.Now you spoiled it for those who have never watched...
May 6, 201610 yr I introduced my wife to Star Wars the same way; we binged watched the first six in two days. She did enjoy it, but I am still the bigger sci-fi nerd I read all seven Harry Potter books and watched all eight movies in one week in 2012.
Time for a kid appropriate, Star Wars themed joke....
What do you get when you cross a pirate with an ewok?