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I don't have time to pee!

I have spent the last 2 hours doing my job and hanging drips of medications to save peoples lives. I have spent hours holding hands with patients and talking to their loved ones. I have passed the bathroom 20 times but I have not taken the chance to pee (all of 15 seconds). I have had ridiculous patients ask for ridiculous things and have fetched blankets and water for patients but I have not taken the time to pee. Now I sit in the break room, or the nurses station, or in the hall ******** to my colleges about not being able to pee. I have actually had a real break to eat and drink but yet I will ***** about not being able to pee. I have updated my Facebook and posted another ridiculous "nurses save lives" or "nurses are with you the 95% of the time your doctor isn't" or the "I'm a nurse I don't have time to pee" meme. Now; now you ask me to hang the medication or come to the trauma! I haven't had time to pee!!!

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    Time management; you're doing it wrong.

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    Now I sit in the break room

    You have time to pee.

    I have actually had a real break to eat and drink

    You have time to pee.

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    Take the time to pee! Your kidney's will thank you.

    A patient can wait for his blanket!

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    Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think you guys get this.

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    Satire, not for everyone ��

    hint: OP is saying, "we all have time to pee if you get off your phone and quit moaning"

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    I sense sarcasm:)

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    Nice... way to mock nurses who really dont have time to pee. Are you in management?

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    Nice... way to mock nurses who really dont have time to pee. Are you in management?

    If you literally don't have time to pee on a regular basis, then you need to work on your time management. If you literally cannot take 45 seconds out of your day to pee, then you have poor prioritization skills.

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    Satire, not for everyone ��

    hint: OP is saying, "we all have time to pee if you get off your phone and quit moaning"

    I'll be honest, (and it's embarrassing): the satire flew straight over my head. It flew so high that I can't even see it anymore.

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    Nice... way to mock nurses who really dont have time to pee. Are you in management?

    Exactly

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    I have updated my Facebook and posted another ridiculous "nurses save lives" or "nurses are with you the 95% of the time your doctor isn't" or the "I'm a nurse I don't have time to pee" meme.

    Yeah, I can't stand the "nurse as martyr" image.

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    Tell your CNA you really need help with those blankets or else you will pee all over the floor...or if you desperate use the bedside commode while holding that patient"s hand....there is always freakin time to pee!

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