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Specializes in Pediatrics, Community Health, School Health.

K student just sent down by teacher "Teacher says you need to check me right away because one of the holes from my earring looks bigger than the other".

Yup, sure does!

Sent student back to class with the above message for the teacher

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Specializes in Med-surg, school nursing..

:banghead:

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Specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.

I. Just. Can't.

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New school nurse qualification: experience in cosmetic surgery

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Specializes in Peds.

You mean you can't fix that?????? I say call the parent right away and she must not return to school until that is corrected.

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Oncology, School Nursing, OB.

Just wow!!!

I was asked how good I was at reading X-rays and if I had arm slings for the staff yesterday. This is NOT an ER people!!

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Specializes in school nurse.

How has this teacher been up to this point? Is this a one-off, or is the teacher an Idiot-American?

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Unbelievable! ??

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On 3/15/2019 at 2:11 PM, Jedrnurse said:

How has this teacher been up to this point? Is this a one-off, or is the teacher an Idiot-American?

Ha! She has been inconsistent this year, LOL. I never quite know what to expect from her.

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Specializes in School Nurse.

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This girl only has one earring

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Specializes in Peds, MS, DIDD, Corrections, HH, LTC, School Nurse.

O.M.G!! I just can't even.... I'm speechless LOL ?

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Send her home!!! Uneven piercings sounds emergent.

We need a big cut-out check mark ✅ to hand to kids. That way they can return to their respective classrooms and there will be no doubt that they have, in fact, been checked. They can come back bearing the ✅ of the school nurse.

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