Defiling the test room

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I wonder if anyone has ever puked on the computer? I feel like it's a very real possibility that I will have a projectile, explosive bilateral eruption upon seeing question one. I can see myself crying as I fight the people trying to escort me out while I try to wipe off the monitor and apologize for shatting myself.

Let's hope my test (and everyone else's) goes a little better than this scenario eh?

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Lol! That seriously cracked me up:lol2: Yeah, as my test day grows closer, my nerves too feel out of control

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Now that i've had coffee I am thinking that a simultaneous puke/poo eruption- out if both ends- would be a bipolar rather than a bilateral eruption? Maybe?

tHIS is what I am choosing to think about as the test time draws nearer today.

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I wonder if anyone has ever puked on the computer? I feel like it's a very real possibility that I will have a projectile, explosive bilateral eruption upon seeing question one. I can see myself crying as I fight the people trying to escort me out while I try to wipe off the monitor and apologize for shatting myself.

Let's hope my test (and everyone else's) goes a little better than this scenario eh?

I sometimes get diarrhea when I'm super nervous. My test date is 7 days away... -__-

A classmate of mine ALWAYS gets diarrhea when nervous. I wonder how it will go for him...

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Specializes in psych, addictions, hospice, education.

My husband got a bloody nose all over a scantron sheet when he was taking an entrance exam...it was a kodak moment....

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No blood, no stool, nor vomitus was spilled.

Test was short, PVT pop-up reads "F*** YEAH!"

:w00t::thankya:

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Specializes in Critical Care, Emergency Medicine, Flight.

i thought u meant someone farted ..stinky & loud during the test LOL

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That'd be chemical warfare and that's against the rules dude!

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One of my fellow test takers asked for a garbage can to be placed next to her. Good thing cause she barfed about 5 min. into the exam.

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Specializes in critical care, Med-Surg.

Just curious...do you all know your NCLEX pass rates for your school?

If they are high, you should take comfort in that. It means a good program, and you should be well prepared.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!

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Specializes in orthopedic/trauma, Informatics, diabetes.

I almost threw up when it cut off at 75 questions.

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Hahahahahhahahahah I was having a sad day today, but this post made me laugh so hard! It totally describes my test anxiety!

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