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August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

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(yikes) This one is hard. Can you come up with the winning caption? If you can, we will give you $100. It's that simple.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!!August 2015 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 Winner!

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    "Hey Nancy, there is a huge clean up in Room 16, and were going on break, have fun."

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    Mr Jones has my arm again - get the haldol quick!

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    What did you say you wanted me to do now? The DON didn't here you! :cautious:

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    For the last time - No! We're NOT turning your patients unless you do our female foleys. AND STOP CALLING US MURSES!

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    This is the new CNA, Thor....he wasn't here on "learning about personal space" day.

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    Connie,show our new nurse, Dave, around the hospital. Please don't lose him.

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    Enema? I'm not doing an enema, Fred?

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    I heard about that NETY thing, and I'm not letting it happen. I hired Brutus to watch my back at work.

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