Things we wouldn't know without movies

  1. Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies


    -It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

    -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

    -If you decide to start dancing in the street,
    everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

    -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to
    override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

    -It does not matter if you are heavily
    outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack
    you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
    predecessors.

    -When a person is knocked unconscious by a
    blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

    -No one involved in a car chase, hijacking,
    explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

    -Police Departments give their officers
    personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total
    opposite.

    -When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to
    speak English to each other.

    -You can always find a chainsaw when you need
    one.

    -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a
    paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped
    inside.

    -An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a
    dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

    -Television news bulletins usually contain a
    story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

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