Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street,
everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to
override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily
outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack
you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a
blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking,
explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers
personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to
speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a
paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a
dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a
story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.