Nursing terms

[kurtz]

After reading the thread about disgusting stuff that happens to us (thanks by the way LOL) It reminded me of the terms we use to bring levity to otherwise hideous situations.

My favourite at the moment?

Lung custard = phlegm

Anybody got any others?

[Eric01]

Another joint military/nursing one is SNAFU: Situation Normal, All F***ed Up.

[amy]

hemocult developer = the juice, heme juice or poop juice

[Kaelie]

:roll :chuckle :roll

Good one!