Man and Woman

[jayna, RN]

HE : "I don't now why you wear a bra;

> >> you've got nothing to put in it."

> >>

> >> SHE : "You wear pants don't you?"

> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> >> HE : "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

> >>

> >> SHE : "That's a good idea-you stand by the ironing

> >> board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"

> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> >> Q : How many men does it take to change a roll

> >> of toilet paper?

> >>

> >> A : We don't know; it has never happened.

> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> >> Q : Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,

> >> caring and good-looking?

> >>

> >> A : They already have boyfriends.

> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> >> Q : What do you call a woman who knows where her

> >> husband is every night?

> >>

> >> A : A widow.

> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> >> Q : Why are married women heavier than single women?

> >>

> >> A : Single women come home, see what's in the fridge

> >> and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's

> >> in bed and go to the fridge.

> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> >> Man : "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

> >> God : "So you would love her."

> >> Man : "But, God, why did you make her so dumb?"

> >> God : "So she would love you."

> >> *****************************************************

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[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Yep, them's good'ns !!!

[funnygirl_rn]

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