Man and Woman

  1. HE : "I don't now why you wear a bra;

    > >> you've got nothing to put in it."

    > >>

    > >> SHE : "You wear pants don't you?"

    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

    > >> HE : "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

    > >>

    > >> SHE : "That's a good idea-you stand by the ironing

    > >> board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"

    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

    > >> Q : How many men does it take to change a roll

    > >> of toilet paper?

    > >>

    > >> A : We don't know; it has never happened.

    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

    > >> Q : Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,

    > >> caring and good-looking?

    > >>

    > >> A : They already have boyfriends.

    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

    > >> Q : What do you call a woman who knows where her

    > >> husband is every night?

    > >>

    > >> A : A widow.

    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

    > >> Q : Why are married women heavier than single women?

    > >>

    > >> A : Single women come home, see what's in the fridge

    > >> and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's

    > >> in bed and go to the fridge.

    > >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~

    > >> Man : "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

    > >> God : "So you would love her."

    > >> Man : "But, God, why did you make her so dumb?"

    > >> God : "So she would love you."

    > >> ************************************************** ***
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    Yep, them's good'ns !!!
  4. by   funnygirl_rn

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