Idioms and One Liners

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Specializes in Telemetry, Med-Surg, ED, Psych.

Idioms and One liners I have used at work

1. Patient says "Hold on I'm coming" - I said "Yeah so is Jesus"

2. Morbidly obese man said I was fat - I said "Hello Pot Hello Kettle"

3. During staff meeting a co-worker talks about what if situations to an extreme. What if this what if that - My response (my dad's favorite and mine too) "If the dog didn't stop to take a crap, he would have caught the rabbit".

Other one i use regularly include:

"Comedy is a god given gift, and I've got it"

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me its raining"

"Beauty fades, dumb is forever"

"What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander"

"Have a few drinks then take the car for a spin"

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