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  1. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

    HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

    INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

    TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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  2. 1 Comments

  3. by   ERNurse752
    hehehehehe...I like the chicken definition!!!

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