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Macaroni & Cheese

A Dietician walks into a patient's room and asks him what he'd like to eat.

Patient: I'd die for some Macaroni & Cheese.

Dietician: Sorry sir, we don't have any Mac & Cheese today.

Patient: Alright, then, can I get some Apple Juice and come Macaroni & Cheese?

Dietician: *sigh* Sorry sir, we don't have any Mac & Cheese.

Patient: Ok, can I get some Apple Sauce and a bowl of Macaroni & Cheese?

Dietician: Ok, I'll find you some Macaroni & Cheese if you can spell it, but leave out the F.

Patient: *thinks for several moment* There is no F in Macaroni & Cheese.

Dietician: Thats what I've been trying to tell you this whole time.

:)

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    wow, i must be slow on the uptake today....i finally got it. :lol2:

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    ROFL Me too!! Juuust got it..hahaaaaa.

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    I heard the same joke but its about having no freaking fries funny all the same

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    Still don't get it

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    Read it out loud, in particular hhe last line said by the patient...

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    That's hysterical!

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    bwahahah! *forwards*

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    I looked at the last line and still don't get it!:mad:

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    It took me 20 minutes to figure this out. Then it was funny.

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    f in mac and cheese.

    f*in' mac and cheese. ;)

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