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Let's have some fun!

I just read an Aussie poem. It goes:

You're the Gold to my Coast, the Vegemite to my toast

The sea to the sand, the beer in my hand

The thong to my foot, the Rhonda to my Ketut

The kanga to my roo, the barbie to my q

The Wi to my Fi, the sauce on my pie

The harbour to my bridge, the lamingtons in my fridge

The heat to my rash, the grog to my stash

The Holden to my Ute …

And it got me thinking... The people on AN are some of the wittiest I've ever encountered. Perhaps we can make our own Nurses poem this way!

Shall I start?

You're the black pen to my chart

The stethoscope on my heart ... who wants to continue?

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    The foley to my urinary retention, the 4 points to my psychiatric detention.

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    The rules to my best nurse practice

    The defib when I'm cactus

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    You're the bag to my stoma,

    Chemo for my lymphoma.

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    You're the anorexia to my bulimia, and the Clinda to my septicemia!

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    You're the clamp to my bleeder;

    The matzo at my Seder.

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    You're my bowel function and my trach suction.

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    You're the oxygen to my breaths, the asystole to my death.

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    You're the flush to all my lines, the halo traction for my spine.

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    The olanzapine to my psychosis

    the membrane to my osmosis

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    Keep it coming folks, I'm crying here, awesome! - plus I should be working but the olanzapine to the psychosis is currently working ;-) I'm compiling it all into a poem and will post when (if) this thread finishes!!!

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    You're the tele for my heart, the Vicks for the C-diff farts.

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    You're the AB's for my infection

    The 21 gauge for my IM injection

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